[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. ( i laugh at my self some times)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. ( i get it all the time since im stupid)

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.( it was salty)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (i like using my index, middle, and pinky mostly sometimes thumb for space bar but usually index)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 16

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.( who hasn't really)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( not sometimes all the time)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. ( all the time i get distracted or no one is listening)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ( again im stupid)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. (i have to scream to really have people hear me or else im ignored since im usually quiet)

TOTAL: 21

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.(it was ants)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (should be sleeping)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (usually shirts but dresses all the time)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( well on my face. my glasses or on my head)

TOTAL: 26

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (not all the time tho)
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (on the bed too naked on both)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ( i do it on everything when im bored)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently ( or er)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. ( i do it without knowing and it pisses off people)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ( failed math in high school and in college)

TOTAL: 33

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. And re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."